Mam crush

Longing for the motherly attention of a specific mother other than your own.
Particularly prolific in the North East of England.
Very different to the longing for a M.I.L.F.

Timmy was jealous of Jimmy's mam warming Jimmy's jammys on the radiator before bed. Timmy had a canny mam crush on Jimmy's mam like. Eee.

joe mam

joe mama but bad yargggg hahaaa hoahaoahao
Guanaagahaga gorg barb

hey you
what
joe mamas
oh yeah ?
joe mam

Mam

Utter piece of shit, like stinking garbage in a dumpster

Go take a shower you smell like a Mam

mam

a gordie (people from newcastle,sunderland and scotland) way of saying mum/mom

" goodnight mam see you in the morning".

Mam

A wonderful women with a big heart that would do anything to please her friends and would try to keep her loved one close

"Jack please don't leave me " I'm sorry mam I have to we can be together " goodbye mam"

MAM

This world is used when you wanna annoy you mum or mom. MAMMMMMMM.... CoUld also used as a chicken nugget

"MAMMMMMM where are ya?"
"MAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM CHICKEN NUGGETS"

MAMS

acronym: middle-aged male syndrome

A phenomenon that occurs in men age 35-60. It is accompanied with signs such as helplessness, excruciating pain, being the sickest person ever, and a generalized feeling that no other person has ever felt this bad.

Closely related to the manflu.

My boyfriend has a serious case of MAMS, I’m not sure he’ll ever be okay again.