Mag Job

A Mag Job or "Magglio" refers to fellatio from a morbidly obese trashy whore wearing wrap around sunglasses made famous by major league baseball player Magglio Ordonez.

I flung open the door to find that land whale giving him a hard core Mag Job!

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Fag Mag

any male or female that attracts gay males willingly or unwillingly.

Dude you always talk to al the good looking gay guys, your such a fag mag.

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mag out

To puke while drunk or during a hangover

hahah shit I heard mark magged out yesterday nite

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Fag Mags

Akimbo .44 Magnums used in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2
often accompanied by FMJ through the Bling Pro Perk

"DUDE I just pwned you with my Fag Mags!"

Noobs use Noob Tubes but real pros use Fag Mags!

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Mag Dumping

The sexual act of shitting, pissing, cumming, and spitting on a partner all at the same time.

Hey Tim, I straight started mag dumping on Catherine last night.

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MAG JOB

It is what you get while playing the FPS game MAG while your significant other gives you either a "hand job" or "blow job".

Man my girl gave me the best "MAG JOB" last night!

mo-mag

hoMOsexual MAGnet. A (usually straight) woman who attracts homosexual friends.

Cindy is always going out dancing with her gay friends.
Yes, she's quite the mo-mag.