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A mall rat is a creature that is overpopulating the malls across the nation, mostly on Saturday afternoons. These creatures are most known to be horny teenagers and early twenty-agers who can easily be spotted wearing slutty clothes that either has printed on them: Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or in fewer cases if it's a less fortunate mall rat, Aeropostale. These creatures think they are "cool" and will find someone to mate with by wearing such slutty clothes, but in reality, they are just wasting their life away walking around the damn mall all day long with nothing better to do. Also the younger mall rats (the vast majority of them) have their gullible parents walk into one of the clothing stores mentioned above with them so they can make them pay an arm and a leg for the overprice sluttly clothes sold there.
Mall rat 1: "Hey! what do you want to do this weekend?"
Mall rat 2: "I don't know. HEY! lets go to the mall!"
Mall rat 1: "Ok. Sounds fun! Maybe I can talk my mom into buying me those tight pre-ripped jeans from Abercrombie for $95, and then after that, we can walk around the mall all day there because we're cool!"
Mall rat 2: "OMG! that sounds like the perfect way to spend a Saturday!"
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1.) The one Pedophile they can never catch. Sometimes stealing Children in the night and shoving Candy canes in their Gingerbread houses.
2.) The reason your kids know about a Cleveland Steamer.
3.) Your social studies teacher.
Person 1:Fuck you!
Person 2:Fuck you!
Person 1: Fuck you and every mall santa that looks like you!
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A person with a truck or 4x4 that is lifted ridiculously high with huge mud tires that never sees a speck of dirt. They lifted their rig mainly to drive around town or the local mall to try and get attention from young hos who are turned on by big trucks.
Check out that lifted Silverado with the 20's. Such a mall wheeler.
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Fat 40ish closet queens, possibly a republican congressman or TV evangalist, who hang out in malls trying to pick up boys and young men.
In a vice sweep last week, the police arrested a dozen mall trolls including a preacher, city councleman and a man waiting while his family bought back to school clothes at Sears.
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The act of walking slowly, as if you were in a mall.
I hate it when I'm in a rush and these people got their mall walk on.
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Only the BEST Mario Kart Track and Music
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a person, typically a teenager, that spends his LIFE at the mall with friends//boyfriend//girlfriend. it is easy to spot them, some are punks, some are preppy Hollister Monsters, and some are cheap Aeropostale loserrs. they also b e l i e v e that being a mall rat will assist them on the quest of finding the man//woman of their DREAMS. a mall rat is also a GREAT idea to be for Halloween ! ! (:
Brittany: EHMAGODD! Hollister just released their new ad campaign @ the SoHo flagship! on Facebook they said that their hot new Shell Beach models will be there ! !
Cora: are you fuckin serious? I'M THERE!
Liana: mmkay, so we'll stay @ the mall from 3 to 10 tonight, right?
Brittany: yeahh whatever. isn't that we always do, dumbass?
ALL: MAN i am LOOOOVING the mall rat life! * whistle *
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