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Any weekday where it feels like a Friday.
Work seems so long, as long as it would on a friday. After its out, you have the best night ever. You go to hooters, see the hottest babes you have ever come across. Pick one up(maybe two). Then go see a movie, go back to the apartment and bang multiple times. After midnight, you are thinking wow that was the best night ever! Then you see the clock and how late it is. Thinking tomorrow is saturday.
No worries I can sleep in tomorrow, and remember"I have to go to work. AH FUCK MY LIFE! I just had a Phantom Friday."
Farts with questionable origin or cause. Not to be confused with the source of the gas (i.e. your butt, your friend's butt).
Damn! Where's all this phantom flatulence coming from?? I already went to the bathroom today!
Where a woman has not had any action for so long that ghosts have started to haunt her feminine area.
Yo Momma so old she got her some fanny phantoms
(noun) A bowel movement that cannot be seen in the toilet after the depositer gets up from making it. This is especially accurate if wiping afterward produces no residue on toilet tissue and there is no discernible odor of feces."
"I know I dropped a (log), but it was a phantom poop. I didn't even need the Febreze in there."
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1. The place where all tryhards meet on a legoman-brick game called roblox and act like 4-year olds when they get spawnkilled
help there is a hacker in phantom forces and he is killing me! I'm gonna call roblox if u don't stop, my dad owns roblox
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a vivid sensation that an amputated limb is still present. this occurs if the somatosensory cortex does not fully reorganize the internalized body map. a term first by S.W. Mitchell an american physician (1829-1914)
youll recognize when you have phantom limb because it will be a strange sensation
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To grab someone's ass in such a way, that it seems like an accident, but isn't.
Don't feel me up, you Ass Phantom.
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