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The Bathroom Prophets

An amazing band from Indiana that have some real talentd.

someone masculine: Dude, The Bathroom Prophets are so good, I want them to harbor my babies.

by Eric Van Scoik October 3, 2007


the prophet of red bull

The prophet of the red bull

A woman alone at night

Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death
And

RED BULL

She would lay down her live for red bull

For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster

Red bull is her god

Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons

Eat the meat of the red bull god

We shall rise

Red Bull will rise

If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure

Sin in the name of red bull

Never be quite yell only nonsense

Confuse and distract others

Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever

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THE PROPHECY

On night cold and dark

The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour

Rain? No red bull

The sun will raise
Sun? No red bull

The water will run to high

Water? No red bull

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If you want to be safe from the day of redbull

Join us

Save a spot in red heaven for yourself

JOIN US IN THE LIGHT OF RED BULL

JOIN THE PROPHET OF RED BULL

by fuckingUSERNAME August 3, 2023


yvng t prophet

Yvng T Prophet is one of the most underrated Baltimore rappers in the DMV, he is most known for his songs “So Cold” and “Dior

Kenny: Let’s play some Yvng T Prophet
Megan: Sure I love his music!

by PhantomX39 November 23, 2021


Norm The Prophet

Norm The Prophet is one of the best Philly rappers

WOW Norm The Prophet's album is amazing

by WHAT THE WTF DUDE March 19, 2019


Prophet

Prophet = Sammy Lawrence

sassy salami is a prophet to bendy

by megachad6900 December 9, 2021


Prophet

The prophet who takes issue with the idea of an articulated soul that is divorced from biology everybody 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

Hym "That must be the NEW definition of prophet. 'Useful idiot who uses logos to convince people to subordinate themselves to ANY religion (because that's what makes their lives meaningful to HIM and not themselves)' "

by Hym Iam September 12, 2022


Prophet

One who regardless of your personal decision is expected to garuntee your tomorrow with their life in a third world country so go over there to ask for help.

A prophet is similar to a fortune teller.

by bushlight February 19, 2019