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When you double team a midget with your boy and spin the midget on your dicks
Me and my boy were roasting the pig
a popular scene from the game Grand Theft Auto 5 or GTA 5 for short in which a side character, Lamar roasts one of the protagonists, Franklin for not letting him in his house.
lamar roasting franklin:
Lamar: Wassup can a loc come up in yo crib?
Franklin: Man fuck you, i'll see you at work.
Lamar: Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Niiggaa
Franklin: WHAT?!
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"hey tell your sister to watch her alcohol intake at that party tonight bro"
"why?"
"the roast busters are on the look out for fresh meat tonight"
The act of dry humping a portable radiator
On cold winter nights Claudia likes to give herself a clam roast
Highly anticipated dish to be served in Hell starting in the 2nd half of the 21st century. A confit of the seditious 45th American president that is first seared over the Eternal Flames of Damnation, then flayed, dismembered, disemboweled, and carved by the High Prince of Evil, Dark Lord Satan, for his demons to savor for eternity.
Parler 1: Bro, you wanna hang later?
Parler 2: Naw, headed to the U.S. Capitol to help butter up our boy for his Trump Roast!
When you finna get roasted and you got nothing else to say, you hit them with a cheap ass line ending with the words "get counter-roasted".
Gabe: Bobbi you're actually Mousty 2.0 right now.
Bobbi: Lol no you are, get counter-roasted kid.
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