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A bisexual but single female in a swingers party.
"Hey look... is that a unicorn over by the bar?"
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Wearing a rubber mask and posing in front of national monuments, cruising through inappropriate venues (funerals, banks, day care centers), dancing at musical festivals, sight-seeing, doing tourist stuff and also everyday things like going to Costco to get samples of food.
Unicorns unicorn unicorn armyunicorning extremeunicorningunicornheadunicornmaskunicorns4lifeUnicorning4lifeTheUnicornArmyunicornarmy
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Taking a shit in a Pringles can and sticking it to someone's windshield of their car. (Making their car a unicorn)
We bough a bunch cans of Pringles and once they were gone were went around Unicorning every car in the parking lot.
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the best things in the universe pink fluffy glittery magical farts cotton candy barfs rainbows and awesome
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an evil creature sent from the depths of hell hand crafted by Satan himself to create chaos himself. they tend to pounce on you after they lure you in with there cute and kind exterior, other wise they sneak up and run you through with out your knowledge. most have some magical property's but are fairly weak most they can do is fly for short times, there horn is there main weapon. they also shit rainbows.
"oh cool look at that unicorn!"
"no Steve don't do it!"
"what do you mean it- AAAAAA"
"no STEVE WWHHHYYY WWWHHYYY"
UNICORNS ARE EVIL
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a large handful of naked trolls beautifuking
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A situation that is so unique as to not likely happen or occur again. Originates from ancient Indus Valley culture. Made popular in modern culture by boy-bands that show no talent but make lots of money.
Man 1: "Bob, I bet didn't get permission from the wife to play golf this weekend."
Man 2: " I won the argument with my wife. She caved. I'm going."
Man 1: Damn. How did you do that? You won the argument with her? No man has ever said that before. The unicornity of it all.
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