the sexiest, most talented person to ever graciously step foot on this planet. his pure girth is undeniably huge and his cannon ball-like testicles could bulldoze through anything willing to challenge it. his mum also wears shin pads to work.
lola: have you seen harry webster?
niamh: oh my his balls are exponential!!
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someone who is a newbee online. someone who thinks MySpace is all there is to the web!
Sara is such a wannabe webster! She just put up here first FaceBook profile, and thinks she is hot caca
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Where do I start
Heidi is an amazing, smart and pretty girl who has everything going for her.
Heidi is extraordinarily talented when it comes to singing because she has the voice of an angel and could win any competition in a second.
Anyone that doesnโt love Heidi is just rude and very stupid.
Heidi is very beautiful and anyone named Sam H doesnโt deserve her.
She is the best friend and is always there for you when you need to be cheered up or just someone to cry with.
Miss Webster is absolutely amazing and deserves everything good in the whole wide world.
God Iโm so glad Heidi Webster is my friend
When a large fat man is sweating from all the exercise from running after an ice cream truck uses someone as a chair. Then the person gets sucked into his Cheeto dust filled abyss of his fatrolls.
The man pulled a hot webster on me when I was walking.
eats scorpions, stands on dead bees, walks off beds.
did you see that guy, he is such a john webster
One of the many gods of sadness
Random person: "Whos Faye Webster?"
Faye Webster Fan: "My lord and savior."
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A game similar to Russian Roulette, but involving a dictionary.
1. A fully loaded gun is held to the player's head.
2. The player flips to a random page in the dictionary.
3. Look at the first definition on the page.
4. If the word has three or more vowels in it, the gun is fired.
"Let's play Webster's Roulette!"
"OK!"
*flip*
"The word is 'corncob'. You win this round."
*flip*
"The word is 'proboscis'."
*gunshot*