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The advanced art of unloading a can of compressed air through your penis to freeze your prostate before sex. When ready to ejaculate, simply pull out and unload ice pellets directly to your partners face, ass, or stomach.
".... Shiver me timbers, she looks like she got face blasted by an Angry Yeti"!
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A step above blasting a Dook. Letting loose a Screaming Yeti is a process spanning a period of time, usually an hour. A screaming yeti is a Dook being held in for so long it starts raging in the intestinal tract resulting in a constant supply of rank farts. Releasing a Screaming Yeti is a sudden, and usually painful, experience. It is assumed the smell is as horrid as a yeti itself. Sometimes gutteral vocal assistance is required to force it out.
Dude, I gotta release a screaming yeti
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Descriptive of the brambly jungle of snatch thatch, that certain types of Ladies prefer to sport, in the bikini region. Particularly
if they are of the "Dungarees and Birkenstock" persuasion. Much favoured by 1980's Greenham Common traditionalists, and the stereotypical "Bulldyke" variety of Lezza, they often smelled of "Scampi Fries" or Fanny flavoured NikNaks.
Todays hygiene obsessed young Ladies, with their penchent for topiary, and waxing, are unfamiliar with the "Bigmuffs" of the 1970's and 80's, and quite frankly, I would jump out of my skin if confronted unexpectedly with one "Au Naturel" as it were. I'd be looking around for something to kill it with, before I was relaxed enough to confront a big hairy growler like that. **Shudders**
This is the tale, of Bertha Boot,
who bought a brand new bathing suit,
When she goes swimming in the water,
You see things you didn't oughta,
May Day morning, Whitby Bay,
her nipples stood out, plain as day!
But down below, the view is best,
Her Chuff is like a Yeti's Chest!
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Describing a female with any facial hair or yeti/bigfoot features. Extremely fucked in the face and is so ugly you just can't stop looking at her. Usually very tall and manly. Lets out an occasional low grunt or howl. Looks more at home in the woods then in public.
Damn did you see that girl walk into the party, no bag in the world can contain that yeti-face.
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When a person soaks a hand in ice water until numb and performs a handjob.
Dayum, the hookers on 8th street will give you a yeti handshake for 5 more dollars and a bucket of ice.
Two guys who both love the brand Yeti so much, that once they realize they both love Yeti, they trust each other completely and soon become inseparable.
Once I found out my sister's new boyfriend carried a yeti like me, we became Yeti buddies, and now it feels more like he's dating me.
A white male who is attracted to black females.
Ya bro Jake is a complete snow yeti, he only hooks up with black girls.