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The Afternoon is a song by Lemon Demon that slaps. No it KILLS.
person: what's your favorite Lemon Demon song?
me: The Afternoon! it's in the View-Monster album.
When Jake let’s Timmy out of his dwelling.
“Oh it’s 9:32 time to let Timmy out”
Jake, “You don’t want to know what happens at 9:32 on a Tuesday afternoon.”
That adorable lil pooch that shows up after she eats lunch. You know you just want to caress and tickle it so she'll giggle and THAT make you almost as happy as being with her.
A few hours after lunch, Lacey ran into Eddie. Eddie looked at her mid-section and there in its fine glory was her afternoon pooch. He asked her what she had for lunch. She snickered and exclaimed, "a bit too much, but it was delicious!" He reached out and poked her tummy and declared, "Nothing is too good for you, girl! You're the best!" They then kissed in celebration of their feelings for one another. It was yet another wonderful moment in Lacey loves Eddie!
When you wake up late in the evening to someone urinating on or around you.
Sarah woke up to a golden afternoon after Tom urinated on her leg
When bong water comes up through the hole into your mouth hole
damn dawg i was hitting that bong earlier and ended up having afternoon tea