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The queens assassination

Tylers second major recreational activity

Tyler was 12 when he pulled off The queens assassination

by Lewis. E August 28, 2023


Assassination Coordinates

When mean or naughty netizens spitefully or wickedly decide to share someone's live location online, such as their whereabout or those of their loved ones, which increases the odds of those who dislike these oft-über-rich or obnoxious fellows to threaten, kidnap, or harm them out of envy, jealousy, or hatred.

A self-confessed “free speech champion” rationalized that he’d zero choice but to ban the Twitter accounts of some “anti-MAGA” journalists because they’re guilty of providing “assassination coordinates” to tens of thousands of his fiends and foes, who’d arm themselves to shorten his days “improving” the lives of billions on this side of eternity.

by Covido December 16, 2022

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Makarov assassin

A person in Arma 3 or DayZ stalker roleplay server who's a freshspawn and tries to take revange on someone who killed him.

Conversation between chad Duty members:
-Remember the guy who snitched on some loner about robbing other loners?
-yeah?
-He got makarov assassined by that loner

-lmao XDXDXD retards

by Dovy' April 5, 2021


Polish Assassin

The act of laying several highly-potent farts inside of a car just before someone you know is going to get in, leaving them with a surprise attack of fermented fart upon opening the door.

Bill, when I got back from the grocery store today, I left a Polish Assassin waiting in the car.. My girlfriend got in and threw up all over the dash!

by Gslax June 4, 2009

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MMR Assassin

A radiant player who plays like a headless chicken, runs around staring at the floor and proceeds to bottom frag on your team. However, when they are on the opposite team, they are the rebirth of S1mple and are god tier.

Guy 1: This guy on our team is so bad, he's bottom frag Reyna in Radiant.

Next Game

Guy 1: Bro this is the same bottom frag Reyna from last game hitting all his shots, all these MMR Assassins are making me derank

by burhhrhrhr January 25, 2021

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Albanian Assassin

Someone who is trained in typically unconventional, brutal and outrageous attempts on the life of another; a lethal machine secretly employed in espionage, manipulation and sex games with hot women; a living nightmare.

The negotiations did not go well at all. Because all talks have broken down, they have no other option but to send the Albanian Assassin after their ass and finish the deal.

by THE Albanian Assassin April 2, 2013

7👍 1👎


ninja assassin

(v.) to excessively and wildly dismember a person's body using Asian weaponry (gallons of blood are typically lost from the victim's body when being ninja assassined)

Witness 1: Dude you completely ninja assassined that guy!
Assassin: Yeah I'm going cut his limbs off too.
Witness 2: Holy shit! There's blood everywhere!

by Kushikime December 2, 2009

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