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Breaking wind loudly after a heavy night of curry, onion bhajis and Guinness.
"Dear god's, that smells evil! Who's been playing the Bangladesh Bagpipes?"
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a manual examination of one's wedding tackle, typically performed by reaching underneath one's kilt to ensure that all equipment is in proper working order.
After our grueling and miserable traverse of Stac Pollaidh, my sweat-drenched nether regions were well past due for a bagpipe check.
When your female or male partner is giving you fellatio on the bed at a 90 degree angle and his/her arm pushes on your stomach so much that you flatulate.
I found a girl on tinder and she turned me into a sputtering bagpipe, on a Tuesday afternoon.
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Where a circumcised male has anal sex with another person, the other person farts and the air escapes up through the urethra and fills the scrotum with air causing a phenomenon known as the 'Chocolate Bagpipes'
Also see Chocolate Blowfish.
Tim: "Man, last night I was rockin' Jemma's can and she farted and gave me a mad case of the Chocolate Bagpipes"
Dave: "Dude! High five!"
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When one blows air into a womans vagina and then uses his or her hands to push down on the lower stomach, pushing the air back out of her vagina, creating natural vaginal flatunlence.
Dude, you had to hear the Mexican Bagpipe I gave this girl last night, It sounded like his ass after buffalo chicken pizza!
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A variation of the typical "bagpipe" however instead of using the armpit you use the back of the knee for sexual gratification.
I asked if she wanted to do the egyptian bagpipe but then i realized we couldn't because she was a double leg amputee.
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When a man's lover blows into his asshole and fingers his erect shaft and ballbag as if playing a classical instrument. Master instrumentalists produce sound by squeezing the air out of their partners' anus as well as achieving a high pitched moan from orgasm
Eamonn played the Bagpipes of Yemen while his young lover Federico writhed in ecstasy
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