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When the bush is to thick and u have to trim HARD, while she's asleep. Then finish the deal.
When she went to bed she was bushly and angry...she awoke silky smooth...thanks to the sleeping barber;)
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A girl with big jugs and an ass like the earth
Dame Amara barber is big
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The coolest most amazing person you will EVER meet, Normally the hottest around, They have an obsession with shoes, like to snowboard and do stuff.
Woah! did you see Tyler Barber go down that mountain?!?
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A grill with a big set of jugs and an ass like the earth
Dang Amara barber is big
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Another hypocrtical conservative pundit who rants on and on about feminism and government dependency, yet is a 38 year old unmarried, barren, and selfish welfare queen. She claims to be pro-life and against feminism, yet as a 38 year old blogger earning sufficient money to support a family, she is not willing to adopt fetuses who otherwise might be aborted, nor has she had her own kids. She qualifies as a feminist who puts her own blogging career needs over starting a family. She rants on and on about government dependence, yet when her sister ( a normal sane person with functional arms and legs) needs money, instead of using genuine conservative rhetoric like "be an enterprising black women and go out and work hard for the money," she posts a PAYPAL donation link to help support her sister. Little does she know that whether it is the government, or a paypal donation, she is telling her Sister that it is okay not to work hard, and rely on either the government or other folks' donations to get by.
Person 1:
"U-G-L-Y
You ain't got no ALIBI
You're Barren."
Person 2: "Hey.. is that about the hypocritical LaShawn Barber?"
Person 1: "How'd you know!"
Person 2: "I mean it had to be either her or Ann Coulter. Both are hypocritical barren pundits."
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A small cock bag, well below 5ft. His favorite meal is a dingle berry crumble, a yummy recipe made out of a collection of shit, moslty from wills own bum hole. No one likes him, and he is insulted everywhere he goes. His response is to cry.
Hey will, you're a cockbag.
Will Barber Starkey runs away crying
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Happy Barber is a term used to describe oral sex from a female given to her partner, while he is shaving. The shaving could be of beard, mustache, or a general trim of facial hair. Either razor or an electric appliance could be used. Female must be on knees in bathroom for term to be accurately used.
Matthew started his day off right with a cup of coffee and a happy barber.
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