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Gay, homosexual, chutney. arse
Cov The Bat, 'takes it up the arse (bat)'
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"Dude i just dropped a BAT! "
"Must have been all that Krystal from last night"
"Im locking my door so you dont use my bathroom.. the other day i came home and there was a fucking clogged BAT in there and i nearly puked"
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Ass bats are the bats that brush into you at night, they have a tenancy to brush your partners ass as you're walking down an unlit path. Ass bats live on insects, they are so fast that you rarely get to see them, in most cases the person walking with them gets the blame.
Did you just touch my ass? No it must have been ass bats I think I saw one flying around earlier...
When someone makes a comment and someone else repeats it soon after, claiming it as their own. Often, but not always, trying to one up the original idea.
Emmet - We could build a submarine!
*short delay*
Batman - We could build a Bat submarine
Next level up from rat arsed. To be absolutely steam boated beyond return. Bat arsed is a sacred level of pissed which worshippers of life seek on the weekend. Bat arsed state is achieved by robbing tinnes from Tesco, prank calling your mates mum for a blowie at least twice so she thinks your serious, not eating a single fucking nut on the day of bat arsery and seeing off at least 10 shots of pure stink. When bat arsed thou must expect to piss thy self so don't wear your best pair of Lonsdale undies and remember if any cunt tries to tell you you're to bat arsed put your fucking mush down and windmill the shit out of that worthless piece of cum.
Joe: Hey Ben, last weekend was awesome we got so bat arsed. How about we tone it down a notch tonight and get fucking shit wrecked?
Ben: Shut the fuck up Joe you little pussy, I wanna try force my floppy in an 18 stone train wreck of a woman and shit on my own floor tonight, so I'm definitely going for the bat arsed option. You're such a little bitch
Not the most effective murder weapon...
*thump*
Kyle: "What the hell are you doing?"
Cartman: "I am killing you Kyle, but I could only afford a whiffle bat, so this might take some time."
*thump*
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