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A phrase coined by 5SOS in the song “BLENDER”. Used to describe feeling like your feelings are all mixed up.
Example 1: “I feel like I’ve been in a fuckin’ emotional blender today.”
Example 2: “The upcoming release of 5SOS5 has thrown me through an emotional blender.”
When your getting your penis chewed/chomped off in an act of sexual pleasure.
"Dude she's such a slut. She gave me the dirtiest Afghan Blender in the backseat of her Rover."
An individual on the receiving end of unprotected sex with multiple partners at or around the same time.
Jackie is such a walking cum blender with all the guys she is having unprotected sex with right now.
A man (usually of the larger variety) squats over a desk fan that has been turned sideways while another much smaller man lies under it. The larger man then proceeds to evacuate all waster from his body into the fan onto the smaller man who may or may not be erect.
Did you hear that Bob gave Dylan the dirty blender.
When youre sick and you sneeze a fat green snot glob onto her fuckin snatch while she's on her period and proceed to pound her with the intensity of a blender
I put a frog in a blender with my bitch last night.
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the act of putting 2 or more substances in your mouth and vigorously shaking your head then swallowing
cam: hey sarah want to mexican blender this pre workout with me
sarah: yeah pass me the creatine
A bitch you does what other people do
Pascal you are a bitch blender - Nick Mason