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Putting a small person in a sleeping bag sealed with your farts and shaking them around.
Elisha farted while camping so i used the Dutch blender on her.
When you put three fingers in a girls ass and spin it real fast...
I gave my girl a broken blender and it got shit all over.
A bitch you does what other people do
Pascal you are a bitch blender - Nick Mason
When a gay man unwilling uses his hands and wrists to talk excitedly about something.
Did you see the blender wrists on Steve? He was going a mile a minute talking about the hot sweaty guy at the gym.
A man (usually of the larger variety) squats over a desk fan that has been turned sideways while another much smaller man lies under it. The larger man then proceeds to evacuate all waster from his body into the fan onto the smaller man who may or may not be erect.
Did you hear that Bob gave Dylan the dirty blender.
When youre sick and you sneeze a fat green snot glob onto her fuckin snatch while she's on her period and proceed to pound her with the intensity of a blender
I put a frog in a blender with my bitch last night.
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the act of putting 2 or more substances in your mouth and vigorously shaking your head then swallowing
cam: hey sarah want to mexican blender this pre workout with me
sarah: yeah pass me the creatine