kinky blob

A cow. See cow

Ah, those damn kinky blobs, leaving poop for me to clean up from the field.

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Joe Blob

Fellatio cosisting of a woman using oral practice to satisfy a man's apparatus.
AKA. Sucking the Cock

Euphemism for Blow Job to be used in polite conversation.

Robert; Sally gives killer Joe Blobs.

Alex; You lucky bastard!!!
Sally; ???

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Onion Blob

An Onion Blob is a big clump of thick liquid onions.

Ill take the onion blob please.

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blob week

Period of menstruation.

"You can't shag me tonight dear, it's blob week".

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blob hammock

Sanitary napkin / pad.

"Aww damn! I'm bleeding out of my vagina again! Don't have blob hammock on ya by any chance, Carrie?"

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Uncle Blob

The male equivalent of Aunt Flo. Used to refer to a man's monthly hormonal cycles, aka "irritable male syndrome".

Men's testosterone, goes up and down four or five times an hour.

There are daily cycles with testosterone.
Men have a monthly hormonal cycle and men can track their moods and recognize they are related to hormonal changes through the month.

Should he become cranky or aggravated it becomes obvious that Uncle Blob is visiting.

"Bill seems rather testy today. Uncle Blob must be visiting."

blob thing

a blob thing is a blob that sticks on your face while saying YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, it will stay there until you hit it with a stick.

"oh hey man wanna go get subway?"
"ok let me show you my pet"
"woah what is that"
"its a blob thing"
"HELL NAH"