Jizz Bozos

A wannabe Jeff Bezos who doesn't make it & ends up being a porn star to pay bills

Roxanne: Did you hear what happened to Jeffrey after he graduated from Princeton & moved to San Francisco to launch his startup?
Esmeralda: Yeah, he ended up as Jizz Bozos

Bozo gene

When footballers make horrific mistakes way too easily repeatedly.

What the hell is that pass from Marquinhos?! He definitely has the bozo gene in big games.

Harry Maguire’s bozo genes are MAXXED!

bozo filter

An access control mechanism on electronic communications which allows an individual to stop communications from other specific individuals (bozos) from reaching them.

aka killfile

I got tired of listening to WhiskeyJack's silly drivel so I added him to my bozo filter.

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rip bozo

this is a form of nyc slang (or maybe new york slang in general) that those manga panel tiktok mfs oveuse on a daily.

anyways the word bozo is supposed to replace "dumbass/dumbasses", so basically the phrase "rip bozo" is supposed to mean "rip dumbass" or smth idk

person one: "bro my racist brother just died"
person two: "damn.. rip bozo 🤣🤣"

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Bozo Hair

A very, hairy vagina whereby the pubes hang out from the panty leg holes on each side giving resemblance to bozo the clown's bald head with oversized hair on the sides.

Tonya disrobed in the locker room to change her clothes for her yoga class. Her classmates all snickered when they looked down to see her bozo hair. They chipped in to buy her a razor after class.

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Bozo State

1. Originally RiverTech Community College, this is a young (1971) 4 year university now bearing the name Donkey State. Along with Bozo State and Donkey State, they may also be know as Boise State, but only to very few. Every year in Division 1A college football they host the Roadie's Truck Stop Bowl.

2. What Mark Schlereth uses to get back on the bus.

Bro: dude, i just graduated college.
Dude: uhh kind of, it was from Bozo State.
Bro: Boise State dude! Mom made you promise not to say that anymore! I'm telling!

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bozo balls

when the balls happen to be quite bozo

alex: nigga nigga bozo balls
me: facts musha