Poop Burrito

It's when you lay toilet paper into the bowl before you do a number two. Once you flush the toilet, the poop gets wrapped up like a burrito as it gets sucked away.

Dude didn't do a poop burrito. This stall stinks.

Butt burrito

when you use someone's butt cheeks as a tortilla and fill in their ass crack with burrito fillings--pinto beans, shredded chicken, salsa, sour cream, and perhaps a special sauce from their anus-- and then eat it.

Timothy was upset that Tina's butt burrito didn't have sour cream in it, but he ate it out of her ass crack any way.

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Ski burrito

The emergency sled the ski patrol uses to drag your wounded body back down the mountain. It gets its name because of its yellow emergency coloring and the fact that the ski patrol wraps the wounded person up.

Dang, Sarah fell took a dive and can't get back on her skis. We're going to have to bring her down in a ski burrito.

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scotty burrito

A type of burrito, eaten by people named Scotty, consisting of a penis wrapped in a tortilla .

I heard he ate another Scotty burrito last night.

california burrito

A delicious and mythical burrito found in Mexican eateries, also known as a Cali Burrito. It is native to Southern California, especially San Diego. The California Burrito consists of carne asada, cheese, sour cream and French fries or potatoes rolled into a flour tortilla. Guacamole may be substituted for sour cream, though this not a true Cali burrito, just an imposter (known as a Cyrus Burrito).

"I almost had a heart attack while eating a massive California burrito last night!"

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school burrito

a verbal jinx, used in order to foul up another person, usually in a sporting event.

BILL: *just about to sink the 8-ball*
YOU: "school burrito!"
BILL: *misses shot* damnit!!

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Jailhouse Burrito

Originating from Brown County Jails, WI, a jailhouse burrito consists of canteen items such as Chili Ramen noodles, flaming hot Cheetos, Jalapeño Crunchers, Ranch Doritos, and sometimes other chips, along with mayo or sour cream to alter the flavor, all wrapped in a tortilla. Considered a truly cultural dish in your local jail.

It's Thursday night! Let's cook up some jailhouse burritos

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