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Camel Toemance is a word used to describe an individual who’s life is scoping out women in yoga pants, and showing a unwavering dedication to romancing women with Camel Toe. They also have a keen eye when it comes to spotting the Camel Toe of women in regular pants or jeans.
God damn, I was out with Landon last weekend at the mall, looking for a good barber to trim that manly man beard on his face when it finally happened. This hot ass blond named Irene came out of Victorias Secret, sporting the two lip invitation. Fucking Landon went over there, got her digits, and on Saturday night, started the Camel Toemance! He was a little pissed the face fur didn’t get cleaned, he is sick of me calling him captain Blackbeard!
When you take a dump that is so massive some of it sticks up out of the water.
I ate two bags of Fritos last night and blasted a salty camel this morning.
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Someone who somehow manages to go for long periods of time on very little sleep, much like a camel goes without water.
Usually a term used to describe a parent of a very young child, or a student pulling an allnighter.
I'll have to become a Sleep Camel until I finish writing my papers
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The name for camel's light cigarettes before they were forced to switch the name to "camel blues." This switch was required by a bill passed in 2009 which banned the use of the word "light" in cigarette advertising, because it conveys the sense that a "light" cigarette is safer than a regular one. There is generally a consensus that camel lights and camel blues are the same cigarette, but some die hard camel light smokers insist that it is altogether a different tasting smoke.
Young guy: Hey, would you like a camel light?
Old homeless guy: Are you kidding me? Those aren't real camel lights, they stopped making those in '09. Camel blues burn much faster and taste like chemicals. They aren't even close to the real thing. Yes, I'll have one.
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A person who, upon having sex once, can go a long time before needing it again. From "Seinfeld."
(Referring to how long before George could have sex again)
Jerry: Well, so what? you've gone six weeks before.
George: I can do six weeks standin' on my head. I'm a sexual camel.
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A camel that craves for cum. It adds nothing useful to society. This camel merely serves the purpose of storing pee in the balls and cum in its humps. This camel saves up every cent it can from the very second it is born. This type of camel is a real Jew when it comes to spending.
Joel, stop being such a Camel Jew! Give Kyan a birthday present...
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