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Bruce Campbell

The supreme and divine ruler of Earth. Also star of the films Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, and Bubba Ho-tep.

Everyone on their knees and worship Bruce Campbell.

by MC Pee Pants September 8, 2005

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British runway and print supermodel of Jamaican and Asian heritage. Of the 5 Supermodels (others are Cindy Crawford, Linda Evangelista, Christy Turlington and Claudia Schiffer), she is the only one minority. She is quite a bitch, initiating feuds with Tyra Banks and Posh Spice among others. She is known for throwing phones at her assistants for which she has been sued several times for this. She attributed her past behavior to cocaine use, though her behavior remains the same after both rehab and anger management classes.
She has appeared in music videos of George Michael, Michael Jackson and Jay-Z. She posed in Playboy as well as in erotic pictures with Madonna in Madge's book "Sex." She released a CD titled "Babywoman" which was popular in Japan. She also started The Fashion Cafe with models Claudia Schiffer and Elle MacPherson. Famous lovers include Usher, Robert De Niro, Mike Tyson, U2 bassist Adam Clayton, and the father of Heidi Klum's daughter Leni. She is also a boxer. She angered animal rights activists after pledging never to wear fur in a large campaign by PeTA but began wearing furs soon after.

Naomi Campbell is pretty, but her attitude is so unattractive.

I pulled a Naomi Campbell today. I threw my cell phone at my boyfriend.

by margaretsanger December 28, 2005

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Neve Campbell

The GREATEST and HOTTEST Scream Queen of all!!!! ALL HAIL!!!!

I had a boring night, and then Neve Campbell walked into the room. BOY! That brightened my day!

by Taylor March 17, 2005

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Bruce Campbell

The second in the hierarchy of movie gods. Only one step below Michael Clarke Duncan and one step above Kevin Spacey. His chin has been known to cause lesser beings to commit suicide. Women rarely walk out of his room after sex, they typically must be rolled on a wheelchair and/or taken on a stretcher.

Yeah, I heard Mark commited suicide!

Oh how come?

He saw Bruce Campbell's chin and realized his life was pathetic.

by ihfdayton July 13, 2008

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