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Be Bold for Change

Be Bold for Change was the theme for International Women's Day in 2017 to rally every person, every woman, every man to take bold practical action to accelerate gender parity; to help women and girls to achieve their dreams; to value men's and women's contributions equally. It was a huge rallying cry for the Team USA Women’s National Hockey team who boycotted the 2017 world championships for fair pay, benefits, investment in youth hockey programs and equal financial support to the men’s team. USA Hockey and the USOC gave them equity hours before the championships began. They won gold.

Your daughter deserves to play hockey and to get paid equal to her brother. So support Be Bold For Change and make a difference.

by EmpressSquad August 28, 2017

390πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


jingling the change

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?

Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!

by Allah Hottie January 12, 2010

762πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Colors of Change

A communist racist neo-nazi divisive group organized from the remnants of ACORN. Better described by the late Andrew Breitbart as "poisonous, venomous forces within the American experience". If someone doesn't agree with their agenda, they will use their favorite weapon, petitions to snuff out that person's first amendment rights(see Glenn Beck).

It won't be surprising if they start petitioning urbandictionary.com to remove this entry.

Sam: "Hey, did you hear about the petition from Colors of Change, urging the FOX network to cancel COPS, because "it degrades minorities" and somehow "contributes to minority stereotypes"?"
Tom: "What the hell? The creator of COPS has often said that he downplays minority crimes in the series."
Sam: "I bet their next move is to petition God to cancel 'reality' because it's racist."

CoC Activist 1: "It seems like FOX will end that show COPS after it's 25th season."
CoC Activist 2: "I hate that show. It shows cops as the good guys."
CoC Activist 1: "Hey, maybe we could start a petition to get COPS cancelled, and then, when it does gets cancelled, claim it was because our petitioning that got it cancelled?"

CoC Activist 1: "It seems like FOX will end that show COPS after it's 25th season."
CoC Activist 2: "I hate that show. It shows cops as the good guys."
CoC Activist 1: "Hey, maybe we could start a petition to get COPS cancelled, then, when it does gets cancelled, claim it was because our petitioning that got it cancelled?"
CoC Activist 2: "Brilliant idea. Now let's celebrate by having some hot gay sex with a couple of animals"

by Acrimony12 May 21, 2013

81πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


change of heart

A reversal of one's opinion, attitude, or feelings.

If you change the way you think or feel about something, you have a change of heart.

by Svetlana Cunningham October 17, 2013

41πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


night changes

Lose virginity

Last night I had some night changes

by dirrrrrrectioner28 February 20, 2021


Trump Change

When someone says they have a lot of money, but never provide proof or are lying about their wealth.

Jonathan talks big game about his wealth, but never pays for anything. He must have Trump Change.

by emhgames October 22, 2016

103πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


chicken change

A relatively small amount of money.

"Mega Millions is at $165M, you gonna play?"
"Nah, that's chicken change, PowerBall is $800M"

by megakewl January 8, 2016

76πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž