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The pleasurable feeling when a person has linked, joined or connected to another someone after a series of failed attempts.
After a bunch of tries signing in to my Xbox Live, I got pissed off. A guy from tech support was able to solve my problems and I was able to play online again. I was feeling a real Connection Erection right then and there.
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The ass and ball connection. The part of the body that connects a man's ass and balls. Also know as taint, durf
"Some girl went nuts on my A,B connection last night."
"It smells like a foul A, B connection in here."
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Deep connection can mean two thing for certain:
1. An unprecedented bond or feeling or closeness.
2. A feeling of intimacy from have sexual relations with another.
When I have a deep connection with someone, I can't stop thinking about them.
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(N) basically connect the dots is just someone with an extreme amount of acne on their face. The term is offensive because it is metaphorically comparing a man or woman's face to a piece of paper with a lot of dots on it.
"Hey check out connect the dots over there" "I would never make out with connect the dots" "I dare you to go over there and call her connect the dots to her face"
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The Annoying and Incredible ability for every news outlet in Columbus, Ohio to find a connection to their shithole state to world events.
"Next at 11--the Ohio Connection, a recent Nobel Prize winner stayed in Dayton once in 1970."
"Wow, that was a blatant Ohio Connection"
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When two people poop at or around the same time everyday or whenever you let the turtles loose
Man I’ve been talking to this girl and I thought she was cute asf, than I learned we had connected buttholes, and I knew she was the one.
A half assed admission to the University of Maryland. They liked your application but not enough to admit you as a normal student. The biggest load of shit known to the college application process. Usually involves taking evening courses until 9PM, sub-par assistance from the university, and having no time to participate in extracurricular activities. Basically keeping you from having a good college experience. And for housing you're on your own. If you like being a second class citizen on your own college campus then this program is for you!
Oh man! Every single one of my friends is having a great college experience! Too bad I can't since I'm in Freshmen Fucking Connection.
I wish they would either accept or deny me instead of putting me in Freshmen Connection.