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When a woman wants you to lay some pipe, to the exclusion of all others. Contingent on you getting the job done in a satisfactory fashion.
We've been fucking the last couple weeks and she loves how I get it done. I've officially got her Plumbing Contract.
The use of movies, TV, or books, referencing a specific character and scene, which can be used as a detailed example of what is being described. The use of life contractions can significantly expand the description of a particular situation without the need to explain the details. Making the conversation more involved with less spoken words.
Examples of a life contractions:
He stated, "I will beat you like what 'The Hulk' did to 'Thor'."
She said, "I wanna do some things from 'Fifty Shades of Gray'."
"It felt like the last cannonball 'Homer' took in the guts."
A fuck out the back, or in the car park.
Person 1: Can you let me off the bill, please?
Person 2: Sure, but standard contract will apply.
Did I release you guys from exploitative contracts and you guys sat their and left me in a cage!? WOW GUYS! THAT! That is messed up!
Hym "I wonder if... These clowns are getting out of exploitative contracts because of me and then cutting me out of it... Because that's a possibility... Wait! Am I the Jack!? I'm either the Jack or the Chuck... Hmmm... Either way! YOU LEFT ME IN A CAGE YOU ASSHOLES! I'M STILL THERE! NOW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? Bad! Bad heralds of galactus... You guys are not setting up the planet for my consumption..."
Zaid signed his life away by signing a contract. Now he has to fuck Hamza.
A term that is used in which a female has a sugar daddy froma distance. There is no contact. But the contract signifies the money.
Person 1: 'yo she got a no contact contract'
Person 2: 'lucky hoe'
that feeling you get after you finish the campaign of your contracts in a Mutliplayer game. This feeling often leads you to not want to play the game despite the fun you know you could be having.
Hay man I'm feeling contract emptiness. Could we not play TF2 today.