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blow crud

Meaning Match Your Friend A Loud Blunt Of Bud

Me:Blow Crud Bro

Him:Come On Let's Match

by Detroit Vee March 14, 2017


Con Crud

A rare itchy fungus harbored in fursuits. Cons bring vets to help everyone get vaccinated.

I got a nasty case of Con Crud all around my taint!

by jakerusso2006 November 22, 2021


crud ring

The collection of organic or inorganic residue that collects at the water line of hot tubs, bath tubs, sitz bath or any other standing water, after it has been violated by people who refuse to shower before entering.
The residue may be a combination of sweat, hair, various body fluids, chemicals, beauty products, herpes simplex, excrement and other undisolved as yet unclassified solids and other things to numerous to mention. It may be easier to define it in the aggregate as "Nasty shit you don't want to touch"

I am not getting near that crud ring!

by Juan Moore Beer April 10, 2017


Crud Master

A Crud Master is a definite jalopy of a car. The Crud Master is a rinky dink box of rusty bolts.

My friend pulled up to the party in his Crud Master, so we sent him home.

by Daxton$$$$$$ March 26, 2023


Crud-hustler

Someone whose personal hygiene is more than questionable, and who wears the same underpants till they literally disintegrate.

'' Shall we nip round to Mick's for a brew ? ''.............' ' Are you shitting me ? , I wouldn't touch anything that guy owns. The guy's a crud-hustler, He's been crud - hustling, (adj) so long, if you get downwind from him he smells like a turkey farm ! ''

by Scoobydooby6890@g September 16, 2016


The Crud

A sickness: maybe contagious, probably not. Like the name, it makes you feel like crud. Typically comes around when the seasons change and makes you cruddy

“You wanna go to the lake, Jepp?” “Nah man I’m at home I got the crud” “Well dead gum that’s cruddy” “Yeah, I know”

by Wordsyouneverheard September 5, 2022


Crudding

Similar to looksmaxxing and crud, if someone is crudding, they are attempting to get better than you,

"Crud is not crudding 💀💀💀"

"Yeah, I'm crudding? What makes you think I'm not?"

by Jollliest April 20, 2024