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Dirks dick is small can’t believe he said it was big

by Kaykaybaby225 March 14, 2021

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Dirka's gonna dirk

A derogatory phrase used to explain the inevitable, violent, often explosive behavior encountered any time large groups of Islamic individuals gather.

Derived by substituting the word "Dirka" in place of "Hater", in the popular phrase "Hater's gonna hate."

"Dirka" being satirical, stereotypical gibberish spoken by Jihadists in the film "Team America: World Police."

The phrase is a modern day, shortened adaptation of the ancient parable "The Scorpion and the Frog" - a fable used to illustrate the view that the behavior of some creatures, or of some people, is irrepressible, no matter how they are treated and no matter what the consequences.

Civilized Person 1: "Dude, did you hear about that suicide bombing that killed all those women and children in Pakistan? Why would anybody strap a bomb to themselves and walk into a crowd of innocent people buying groceries?"

Civilized Person 2: "Dirka's gonna dirk."

Civilized Person 1: "Oh yeah, I forgot."

by Mohamed Jihad May 19, 2013


Dirk Nowitzski playoffs

An unbelieveable performance that ruined such teams as the Thunder and Heat. Makes every shot, is god and jesus, finals mvp, german, god, rapist of dwayne wade and lebron james.

Lebron: Hey Dwayne, what just happened?

Dwayne: Im not to sure, I think Dirk Nowitzski just dropped 20 some points on us.

Lebron: Damn he should go to prison, he keeps raping us

Jason Terry: Thats what Dirk Nowitzski playoffs are like

by bricklayer123 June 13, 2011

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Dirk Nowitzki's Sphincter

The butt hole of NBA superstar Dirk Nowitzki.

Johnny- Dude Dirk Nowitzki is so good!
Tim- I hear Dirk Nowitzki's sphincter is rancid as hell.
Johnny-.....what?
Tim- I mean, yeah he is really good.

by Fillet-o-fetus April 5, 2010

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dirk steel

the ultimate singer of the greatest band, STEEL. Gavins alter ego in team goodness.

gavins alter ego in team goodness.

by ratt November 17, 2004

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Dirk Ryk Hermanus Roux

Dirk Ryk Hermanus Roux is a man of ambition and extreme intelligence of which the most known is Dirk Ryk Hermanus Roux II, king of Sweden, Britain, Denmark and Spain;Marshall of la Grande ArmΓ©e; Emperor of the French; Emperor of Rome; Protector of the Rhine; co-prince of Andorra and many more titles

I prefer Dirk Ryk Hermanus Roux over Poot or Tjoop.

by Dirk Ryk Hermanus Roux II the November 21, 2021


derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk

A derogatory term synonymous with a hick/redneck; especially an Iowan. Coined from the sound fat construction workers of the area sound when laughing.

Two women sit, enjoying a meal, when two extremely obese construction workers walk into the restaurant (strangers to them), and exclaim, "Hey laydeys! DURK-DURK-DURK-HERK-DURK-DURK!" The women proceed to exchange a confused and disgusted look with one another.

There is no real way to spell this, as it is an onomatopoeia, hence the long title of "derk derk/dirk dirk/durk durk/derk-derk/dirk-dirk/durk-durk."

by NadaSurf12 February 4, 2013

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