duke

When you finaly take that shit that youve been holding in for hours.

Dude,i so just duked up your bathroom.

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The duke

A sexual experience when one is receiving a blow job, another girl (preferably a complete stranger) comes up behind you and begins to eat the ass hole (also known as a rim job).

Guy 1: What do you know about I was getting a blow job last night and out of now where a girl busted into the room naked and began to eat my ass whole.

Guy2: holy shit! you got the duke last night! fml

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Duking

Butt mudding in a zip-lock bag, then stashing it in someones cookiejar.

Tonight we'll be duking it up at Janes party.

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dukes

A great show that was ruined by the new Dukes Of Hazard movie with the dumb blonde Jessica Simpson that should be shot...

Guy 1: Dukes of Hazard was the best show ever!
Guy 2: Yeah but have you seen the new movie with that dumb blonde?
Guy 1: Hell no! I never want to either!

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DUKE

An absolutely metal-to-the-core kid, who can't be stopped because he's fueled by the power of a true God.

Hey Duke! Sup?

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duke

Big; Large; Industrial Sized; Strong; Intimidating. Belittles others when compared. Reminiscent of the video game character Duke Nuke'm.

Man, that guy is Duke.

Your car is duke.

Everclear alchohol is duke.

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dukes

Posessing the ability to compete, succeed, or or attain a goal or status.

Positive: I railed that chick last night, and she said I had mad dukes.

Negative: I tried to rail your mom last night, and found out she was a lesbian. I got no dukes.

(In the style of Adam Sandler's Talking Goat sketch.)

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