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A country line dance imitating the movements of a dancing emu. It was first done by Pearl Redhouse. Most notably danced to "Why Don't We Just Dance?" by Josh Turner.
Pearl: Uh oh, "Why Don't We Just Dance?" is comin' on!
Opal: You know what that means, sis?! It's Electric Emu time!
Pearl: You know there must be a whole flock of them. We're gonna get shocked!
Opal: But then again, emus can't really dance. Let's hit it, sister!
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The act of releasing a large quantity of sperm on a partner’s face (preferably the eyebrows) after at least 3 weeks of saving it up through abstinence.
Damn that Doug hit his wife square in the eyes with a massive blue emu! Probably won’t be able to blink right for a week.
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an emu which can change colours to suit its surrondings
an emu with a lightning fast toung that can grab small dogs and cats
a normal emu with a funky name
the chameleon emu at the Toronto zoo
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1. (proper noun) Name of a particularly vertical rollercoaster in Indiana, USA.
2. (noun) Any particularly vertical rollercoaster.
The line to ride Lincoln Logs from Hell is too long, so let's find Ultimate Vertical Emu.
Australia is the only country to go to war against some fucking birds and loose how pathetic is that
Hey guys remember the great emu war?
Random guy: I’d rather kill my self then know how my country lost to some fucking birds
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The large phallic tower at the center of Eastern Michigan University's campus has the following meanings (1) to apprise all future graduates that they are fucked for attending such a second rate university, and (2) as an affirmation to the community and world at large that most EMU graduates are in fact gay and/or bi-sexual.
Yo Andrew did you see the EMU Penis Tower at the center of campus? Yea, I was going to try to suck it, but I just used the glory hole at the YMCA instead.
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On emu’s birthday everyone prays to emu and listens to her saying wonderhoy.
emu’s birthday is September 9th.
Mark your calendars.
adorable emu supremacy