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One who excels at doing nothing while appearing busy to others. The expert can fool co-workers and bosses alike.
In her sales job, Beth is required to hit daily call goals in order to meet expectations and keep the monkeys off her back. By dialing mostly disconnected or fax numbers, Beth's sales director is completely fooled and regularly congratulates her on hitting or exceeding goal. Beth is seen as successful and often referenced as an example for "activity pays". Beth has mastered being a suspended activity expert at work.
A person who is an expert and much knowledgable of the Asian continent.
Mr. Thompson knows everything about Asia´s infrastructure; he is partly an Asian expert.
A person, usually but by no means always a man, who can be relied upon to hijack any topic of conversation to parade their own knowledge of the subject, however sketchy that might be.
Examples:
Person: This is a great sandwich, is there avocado in here?
Badger Expert: I know a bloke who imports avocados and he was saying that the harvest this year is very poor because of new water extraction rules (continues interminably)
Person: I heard David bought a boat now he has a new job
Badger Expert: I’ll tell you about owning a boat; my mate has two up on the East coast and he says the most interesting thing is (continues at length)
Person: There was a dead badger on the road outside my house this morning
Badger Expert: Badgers, is it now? I read a long blog by the fellow in charge of gassing badgers for the Environment Agency and the thing most people don’t realise is (continues, possibly with diagrams)
For God’s sake don’t mention beekeeping to Julia’s dad, he’s a noted badger expert
I was just telling Merlin about that house we looked at and I got twenty minutes of badger expertise on the finer points of property law
When a guy starts the act of cleaning a girls pubes with his tounge even if its dirty, sweaty, etc.
guys smell my tounge, last night i became an expert carpet cleaner
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Expert phob (noun): A person who has an irrational fear or anxiety towards experts or individuals who are more skilled or knowledgeable in a particular field.
John suffers from "expert phobia". An expert phob is defined as someone afraid of interacting with anyone with skills in an area where he lacks expertise. In John's perception, all the experts in society who have dedicated years to mastering a specific skill seem inferior and ignorant. John fears engaging with these individuals, so he often tries to avoid answering questions or running from technical discussions. John will not accept any answer from these people if it's an obvious answer like the time of the day.
The Bitch Expert was a mysterious person who studied bitches and their behavior. They gave the best definitions regarding the bitch species and their ways of life, as well as the many different species of bitches that roam our planet. One of the definitions they wrote was the term defining Obedient Bitch. They have been inactive since August 31 of 2019. What happened to them is unknown.
Rumor has it that the Bitch Expert was assassinated by an angry feminazi, but this rumor was never confirmed. Below is a police sketch of what the Bitch Expert may have looked like.
When someone talks about a topic/claims they are knowledgable in- but their only knowledge of the topic is all the information on the 1st page of Google. This can also be used to describe someone with a shallow understanding of a topic.
Person 1: Look at Fred talk about finances to the rest of the party, he doesn't even know what he is talking about.
Person 2: Yeah, he doesn't even care about finances. He is such a 1st Page Expert.