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first degree

A synonym for the highest level of retardation.
Normally used in a joking manner between friends.

I have a friend who really enjoys bashing his head into a wall for fun; me and my other friends call him FIRST DEGREE.

by LegendB1 December 30, 2016

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First Squat

The first time a toilet is used in the sitting position after being cleaned.

I love when I am the first person at work and I can go get first squat on my favorite toilet!

I hate taking a dump at an airport, you can never get first squat.

by triplethreatASC February 27, 2015


First Issue

Semen

A male's first discharge of jizz by way of any sexual act

We are so proud, Sandeep produced his first issue at scout camp this weekend

by Mr Mong November 25, 2004


first rain

It is a campus tradition held by students at the University of California, Santa Cruz. It's at the Porter College Quad when students run free of clothing throughout each of the ten colleges and then finish at the starting point. The rules are that it has to be consistently raining, it has to start at Porter College, and it has to be on a school night.

Student 1: Hey dude. Were you at the First Rain last year? It was totally crazy!
Student 2: Of course I was there! I was the first one back!
Student 1: That was you? 0.0 I will never look at you the same way again.
Student 2: Nah, I'm just playing I wasn't there.
Student 1: Good, because the first one back was a chick.
Student 2: Why do I have friends like you? (face-palm)

by The Secret One April 27, 2014


first definition

Not this

A:Who wrote the first definition?
Me:Not me.
A:Okay.

by SadMercyMain February 5, 2017

72๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Baby's First

Adults use it as a colloquialism - referring to events that we probably shouldโ€™ve experienced earlier in life (i.e, as a babyโ€™s first) but instead are experiencing it for the first time as an adult.

Adult 1: You've never been to a concert?
Adult 2: No! Crazy, right?
Adult 1: awww baby's first concert!

by Hay_Hay_Hay October 25, 2019

28๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


self-first

The rule you use to get out of the "bros befo hoes" rule. Only to be used when there is a >80% chance of you getting laid.

I know our rule is bros befo hoes, but you see that girl all up on me? It's self-first tonight. Sorry Playa

by Smitty February 24, 2003

1074๐Ÿ‘ 349๐Ÿ‘Ž