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Wedding Glove

A Virgin’s pussy on her wedding night.

I cleaned up my wedding glove real nice for him.

I’ll be in her weddding glove before we get to the hotel.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019


joe gloves

a rugged, old looking pair of fingerless gloves. preferably green or brown. also known as hobo gloves. must have at least two tears or rips. very attractive when following the style of clothing that is grunge.

" i just bought a new pair of joe gloves! although my fingertips are cold , im happy to look so homeless and beautiful."

by gio.cobain February 1, 2010


Glove love

Masturbation while wearing a pair of beautiful smooth gloves.

'I might need some new gloves. I found mine in James' room and you know how he is with glove love.' - a parent who needs new gloves.
'Glove love!' - a sandpaper man celebrating being able to touch himself publicly thanks to his new gloves.

by TurnipChaser February 12, 2017


ove glove

Like a love glove, but for use in an oven. One protects you from the heat of herpes, the other from the heat of an oven.

You better use an ove glove so you don't get oven herpes!

by rhymetyme August 17, 2011


glove save

A close call, something bad almost happens but gets saved at the last second/barely

Tuukka: 'drops phone on ground'

'lands on front, but doesn't crack'
Zdeno: Whaaaaat?!?!?! That's a glove save for the ages!!!!

by chickfila August 5, 2016


gloves work

(quote) - Phrase OJ Simpson uttered while appointed to President Joe Biden's cabinet as COVID-19 safety constant under Dr. Fauci. Mr. Simpson was considered for the position to increase public awareness of strategies to stop spread of COVID-19.

Did you see the public service announcement about gloves w masks? it's called "gloves work" ?

Oh thats very informative! Glad that Biden has chosen to keep us safe!!!😊 Who is the face of this project?

OJ Simpson of course!! He is a true believer. 🧤

by $lapaho February 7, 2021


power glove

The raddest Nintendo Entertainment System accessory ever created.

Dude, the super scope had nothing on the power glove for two reasons: it was heavy and it caused seizures.

by Super Mario September 5, 2004

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