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The action of giving someone a footjob covered in human feces, then proceeding to eat it all off.
“My friend and his girlfriend were grumping all night!”
“I gave my friend a grumping”
Turbo Grump - someone with the first name Elise and the second name Houghton, who is and can be grumpy, Sandy and neg 110% of the time.
George - Elise how are you today my dear ?
Elise - GO AWAY ?!@?!?@@@?!!
George - Elise it’s a beautiful day outside and the sun is shining.
Elise - GO AWAY WAY ?@!@?!(!,@!”!@?@!
George - Elise what’s up ?
Elise - ……..?@)@£&,& k?@))@,&!
George - Elise your such a Turbo Grump!
The Crowd - loud round of applause!
Turbo Grump - someone with the first name Elise and the second name of Houghton who is and can me monumentally grumpy and Sandy 110% of the time even when the world around them is positive.
George - Elise how are you today ?
Elise - go away &?@?!@?@ !
George - but the day is beautiful!
Elise - go away zhcifnrxjahwbxh!
George - Elise positivity is key to a happy and fruitful life.
Elise - ……………
George - your such a turbo grump
A softer way for women to say "get bitchy" but still get this point across; works particularly well as a warning to a significant other.
Ugh," she said. "OK, but if we're still there at midnight, don't be surprised when I grump out.
A weedman with a surly disposition
Man, when I first started buying from Angelo he was so friendly and on point but lately hes turned into a real florist grump
A live-in partner or spouse, usually a wife, who is never happy in the morning. You will know her by the shrieks from frightened small children as they attempt to avoid her unquenchable fiery wrath by throwing the covers over their heads.
Dad: Oh no! Here comes a grump a saurus!
Kids: (Squeals of terror)