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Unusual Incidents Unit

Knockoff version of the Mobile Task Force

"Hey, who are those idiots over there?"
"They're the Unusual Incidents Unit, cadet."
"Oh..."

by epicman4192 January 15, 2021


School Dance Incident

What it's called when something happens at an, especially middle school, school dance because of the horny gremlins being horny.

School dance incident, am I right?

by Dangan_fox November 28, 2021


Heaven Stairway Incident

What do you mean, it’s a happy meal in a hot car?

Yeah I treat my child like the heaven stairway incident.

by Trdcbhtess December 6, 2020

9πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


U-2 incident

That is When The USSR Captured Bano During the cold war

U-2 incident"sweet jams and communism what more would we want?"

by apesmarie May 9, 2008

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the poison oak incident

This phrase is used to reference an incident where two men were hunting for quail and mysteriously one man had poison oak on 60% of his body, including is rectum and the other hunter had poison oak on his penis and testicles. They will claim that the areas affected by poison oak on each other do not correlate to any specific activity but we all know what happened.

Toby: what really happened in the Poison Oak Incident?
Collin: Hey man, I dont want to talk about it.

by Whiskey Slough Q July 29, 2019

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Prison Chowline Incident

1.) The incident in which you make your presence known in prison in order to demonstrate that you are not one to be effed with. Best if done the day of or shortly after your arrival in prison.

2.) An incident in life in which one "goes for broke" in order to establish authority or street cred with others such as new co-workers, classmates or roommates.

The most poignant example, from which the term derives its name, is shanking a fellow prisoner in the neck while in the chowline after said prisoner cuts in front of you.

Sample sentence: "When Larry put his fist through the copy machine glass the first day of work then licked the blood off his fist with a smile, his prison chowline incident demonstrated to everyone at Intellefont IT Services that this guy was hardcore."

by TeeJayEmm September 29, 2006

5πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Trollge FST incident

Date log
June 21st, 2043, Entry: The trollge has been placed into a trap to watch h*ntai. He has been addicted, and has been successfully moved into base. The FST is on the way, and time is running out.

Log 2: He has been strapped and the FST is ready, liquids have to be readied.

Log 3: The FST is ready to be used, preparing for ejection.

Log 4: He has disappeared, we presume he is dead.

The Trollge FST incident is a state secret.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

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