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Justin James Watt. Number 99 on the Houston Texans. NFL Badass. Has played Defensive End, Tight End, and Halfback. Can pretty much play any position and kick a shit ton of ass. Super Sack Machine. Can bench 225 pounds 37 times without stopping. Eats 9000 calories a day. Anyone that can get a sack and kickass.
Example 1 : Announcer - Well {JJ Watt} is now the only player to be the sack leader tackle leader turnover leader passing leader rushing leader reception leader kick leader punting leader and return leader.
Example 2 : High school football player - Damn I just pulled off a {JJ Watt} that entire game!
Friend - Yo Jim! I just gave that girl a {JJ Watt} when I she wanted head!
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When you do something completely unnecessary... usually spending far too much money and time in the process. It may involve hiring expensive but low qualified consultants to "strategize" for a couple of days. The finished result will be declared with much fanfare to a company, only for the employees to groan collectively and be asked to be left alone to get on with their jobs.
Did you see the new "People = Winning" slogan... he's definitely doing a JJ
When you poop in a plastic bag and leave it under somebody's couch for them to find later.
That idiot made out with my girlfriend, so I'm giving him two bags of JJ's Revenge!
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Fla-JJ, FlaJJ, or Flajayjay (pronounced "Fla - Jay - Jay"), is a new age slang term describing the act of one smoking the chemical compounds or huffing the burning chemical fumes of old "floppy" disks.
Floppy disk drives (FDD) were in heavy use as a magnetic computer storage medium from the 1970s to the earlier 1990s. The earlier 8-inch or 5 1/4-inch floppy disk drives (called floppy because of their flexible nature) contained chemical compounds from their earlier manufacturing standards that when crushed, melted, and smoked can be used to feel a sense of eurphoira or to "get high." Compounds include magnesium, a small amount of mercury, triglycerides, chloroform as well as other unsubstantiated compound claims such as trace amounts of THC. Some users have even described auditory or visual hallucinations when tripping on "Fla-JJ." No known deaths have been reported at his time and the physical consequences (if any) of inhalation/smoking are unknown.
Although the substance discovery, inhalation, & term usage is believed to have started in the Mid-Western United States around the mid to late 2000s, current reports put the practice of being high on "Fla-JJ" or "Fla-Jaying" as reaching parts of Europe (specifically Amsterdam and Denmark), Asia, and some parts of South Africa.
Let's smoke some Fla-JJ and get tore up!
You know where we can get some of those old floppys so we can make some Fla-JJ?
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He's an Arlington rapper originally from Chicago, So far he's only 14 but he's making his way.
he also likes making youtube videos.
Me: I like JJ Youngan's music how about you?
someone else: I actually like him too!
The hottest man 🥵🥵🥵 alive who always gets da bitches to fiddle with his didle
JJ Jenkins is hot!!!!