no job

A depressing lack of "other" jobs including hand, blow, etc... See marriage.

Life is a bit a depressing facing the aspect of no jobs from here on out.

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JOB

Say this word alone or in a sentence to scatter basketball players or layabouts.

"Hey, Yo Yo !- I got a Job for each of you- it pays well!"

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jobbed

A type of internet phishing scheme where companies or individuals post non-existing jobs in order to collect names for direct marketing, mailing lists or other sales processes. This is a process also used by unethical HR (human resource) managers and recruiters to collect resumes to meet performance requirements. The resumes will never be used or referenced since no job actually exists.

1. John sent in his resume for a new posting at ABC Company for a manager position. He realized he had been jobbed when he got an email response asking him to sign up for a paid subscription service.

2. Mary sent in her resume to ABC Supplies and got jobbed. The HR director at ABC Supplies is just trying to collect resumes. They don't have any openings.

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jobbing

Jobb-ing. Whenever you lose you job.

Losing. For example losting the elg. Any time you lection counts as a job.

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job

when your calling someone a job its basically just an insult

that kid over there is a total job.
going to school is for jobs

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Job

a person you don't like.

Josh ate all my Pop-Tarts. He's such a job.

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Wind Job

a natural phenomenon that occurs when the unharnessed suction power of the earth's winds bring a man to orgasm unexpectedly. The resulting feeling provides new motivation for the affected male to seek a career in renewable energy development.

“I appreciate wind jobs" - Mitt Romney