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Annoyingly bright headlights that some idiots choose to customize their cars with while blinding everybody else on the road
I was driving home last night when this asshole with douche lights pulls up behind me and tails me for two exits. I couldn't see a fucking thing.
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A phrase used to call out the hypocrisy of people who alter what buzzword they deem to be acceptable to call the black community. It is primarily used to counteract racism against the white community in a lighthearted manner.
Blacko: Yo dawg, I hate wypipo. They be mockin us.
Whitey: We prefer to be called people of light, bigot
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A flavored powder you add to water to make it taste splendid. Comes in a variety of flavors such as peach, lemonade, grapefruit, rasberry, etc... Most importantly makes a very fine alcoholic drink.
This peach crystal light really frolics with the vodka.
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An indicator light or illuminated signal, usually colored red, yellow, or orange, on a vehicle dashboard intended to convey a condition of which the driver should be aware. Most frequently, it indicates a system malfunction or a potentially dangerous condition (e.g., low oil pressure, high coolant temperature). It may be a word or words ("Charge"; "Check Engine") or a symbol which may or may not be readily identifiable.
The derisive term comes from the fact that such lights typically take the place of a gauge, meter or other indicator that can provide more substantive and detailed information. The binary (on/off) nature of the light is considered inferior to an indicator which provides data on the condition, but which requires some interpretive thought by the operator.)
"Get the manual out of the glove box so I can look-up what that idiot light that just came on means."
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A man/woman who is easily turned on or aroused.
The girl saw me naked and was turned on faster than a light switch.
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The main character in the anime/manga series Death Note. Killed criminals with his Death Note, and is called Kira, which is the engrish way Japanese people say killer. Has a god complex and eats potato chips in an epic manner. Was once handcuffed to his arch rival, L, for a prolonged period of time. Some fangirls believe buttsecks ensued. Eventually got owned by the shinigami Ryuk, because he no longer supplied adequate lulz for the bored god of death.
Light Yagami is gay, because Yagami spelled backwards is Imagay, or I'm a gay, thus proving homosexuality to be genetic.
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Easy,Simple; Without breaking a sweat.
1. Jayson: Yo you gonna go bag that shorty over there?
Jeff: Man that's Light Work
2. Yo that test we had today on physics was Light Work.
3. Jeff: Yo can you make a shot from halfcourt?
Jayson: Bro that's light work *swish*
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