donnie llama

Cult like religious leader that originated on MySpace.
Actual beliefs and teachings of The Church of The Donnie Llama are based upon free beer and free love.

Actual identity and age of The Donnie Llama is unknown. Religion is believed to be started by former descendants of an ancient Mayan religion that worshipped the sun, the water, wheat, barley, corn, and boobs.

Followers are asked to donate all their worldly possessions to The Church, recite His Prayer at least once a week, Hail Him, convert the non-believers, and sacrifice at least one 12 ounce adult beverage of his/her choice.

All hail the donnie llama.

Don is good, don is great!!!

I follow the teachings of the Donnie llama.

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Mike the Llama

Nullsoft (makers of Winamp) mascot, a real llama (not a llama).

“Winamp... It really whips the llama's ass!” (Winamp's motto)

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Llamas on a Stick

As a great young woman once said

"Llamas with cheese on a stick, cooked on a BBQ, then put on a plate with corn and beans"

or

"Im as hot as a cat under a rug, with a llama on top, cooking hot dogs on a BBQ, putting them on a plate on the fourth of july and giving it to your mother. BURN !"

"Dude, your llamas on a stick"

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Ungrateful Llama

A sexual act where a man ejaculates into their lover's mouth, and has it spit back upon them.

It was good, until s/he pulled an ungrateful llama on me.

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Llama gob

Whilst giving a female friend some mouth-to-south you collect as much "gob" from the deepest depths of your chest as passoble and with as much force as can be applied spit the "gob" in the direction of the cervix.

I Llama gobbed your sister last night and lost my retainer.

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Drama Llama

Someone who completely lives of and thrives off of drama, yet claims to have an extreme dislike for it.

"That girl is such a drama llama, she never grew up after high school"

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Llama hat

The hat that the amazing youtuber danisnotonfire wears and got from Hong Kong, China.

I shall pash my llama hat.

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