lump cake

A lump cake is used to describe a sexy beast of a person or it could also mean a cake that is lumpy and should not be eaten or digested by the human body.

"Damn, that girl aryana sure is a real lump cake"

Or
"That lumo cake gave me the shits last night pee yewww"

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Pussy lump

the vaginal area appears to a large, round lump that sticks out farther than it should. often occurs on fat asses.

Savannah: look at that girls fucking pussy lump!!!

Michelle: it looks like a second stomach!

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Grumpy Lumps

A pet name for herpes, a venerial disease common among the lower classes within society. Used mainly by couples who dont wish to talk to much about someone's "dirty problem" and by friends who know the "secret code".

"Hey dude, you getting any action this weekend?"
"Nah man, my girl's got the grumpy lumps!"

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pelvis lump

The huge gut located on a fat person's pelvis area. The second part of a double gut. Often covers the private part of a fat person.

The heavy set woman had a huge pelvis lump!

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Lump on a blog

a lazy fat ass do-nothing internet blogger whose entire life is spent before a screen eating chips and KFC while attempting a last-gasp at a career in journalism read by no one; a play on "bump on a log" saying.

Ed sat like a lump on a blog for hours tweeting nonsense to the masses

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wall lump

a wall lump is what you plug your charger into before plugging it into the wall sometimes known as a “socket”

Emma i broke my wall lump could i borrow yours please

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frump-a-lump

A frump-a-lump is quite a large, obese chick, one comparable to the size of a cow (rule of thumb), and is quite grotesque in nature. One also possesses behaviours that are quite foul, disgusting and somewhat off putting. You might go as far as saying a frump-a-lump is the perfect mixture between a frumpy and a heffer. Frump-a-lump's can be found across all demographic areas, ranging from lower, middle and upper class. Although most are quite prominent in Low Socio-Economic Status areas such as Dandenong and Croydon.

Danny - "dude, i copped some fat head this morning!"

Sean - "Sweeeet, was she mint?"

Danny - "Nah, i woke up, grabbed the paper, sat down on the shitter, and before i knew it a frump-a-lump was giving me a fresh frumpy! I didn't aven have to ask!"

Sean - "Oh dude, that sucks, was she from McRob?"

Dannny - "Yeah"

Sean - "Sweet!"

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