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A sad fat man (mid 30s to 40s) with no chance of getting any who still goes to the club to lurk around the poles and stare at the pretty young things practising their amateur pole moves on a Saturday night.
drunk girl: why'd you pull me away from him? he was hot!!
sober friend: uhhh...no hun, he was a pole-lurker
In call of duty: One who insists on camping in bushes where you are unable to see them. These people are found most commonly on maps like grid or array.
Is that bush-lurker ever going to come out of the spawn? Holy shit.
One who is a regular at a bar or pub, but only sits at the back in the dark.
A bar lurker is a generally mysterious of shady person.
"hey bob, do you see that guy in the back there"
"who? oh that dude in the dark?"
"yeah. i've been coming here for a year and he's never said a word and he's only ever alone."
"That's a regular Bar Lurker right there."
Any voyeur whom enjoys finding men masturbating in public usually at known cruising areas or by setting a pre-determined location.
Jerker 1: Hey man missed you at the park & Ride. There were so many jerker lurkers hanging today.
Jerker 2: Damn sorry I missed that. Hopefully they will be back tomorrow.
Such a cool guy. Smart, witty, funny, and has a passion for languages and history. Always tries to prove who he is to not just himself but to others. Puts others before himself. A beautiful person with an uncommonly special and incredible spirit residing within him that you would be forever thankful to have known.
Someone who collects online forum posts over an extended period to read them quickly all at once.
After finally responding to some of the 5000 MLPF posts that piled up in his forum account while on a six month sabbatical, his online forum friends flamed him for being a power lurker.