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When you grow your pubes out too much your junk looks like a prehistoric elephant
Aston you need to shave your Willy mammoth
You can always feel the ground rumble before this louder larger than life MAMMOTH is in your presence! Irrational and unpredictable is an understatement. With the most deafening of tone it never sleeps it’s always on the prowl for its next victim too cop a lashing.
Mighty MAMMOTH IS ON ONE!!!!!! RETREAT
It's like Camel Toe, just on a 400 lb person.
John: Damn, did you see the mammoth toe on that huge woman in the yoga pants!?!
Bob: Oh god!! I didn't need to see an MT that nasty!
It's like Camel Toe, just on a 400 lb person.
John: Damn, did you see the mammoth toe on that huge woman in the yoga pants!?!
Bob: Oh god!! I didn't need to see an MT that nasty!
When you make your bitch ripple like a carpet
I mammoth slammed ruby yesterday
(Noun)
-A sex act typically performed by three sexual deviants whereby two morons hollow out a Kansas City strip steak and dock their wankers together while the third begins to eat the steak.
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave combined with a shrimpboat yields an Indiana Dick Lick.
-If a Minnesota Mammoth Cave is combined with 2 Kennebunkport Surprises you have an Alabama Hot Pocket, or for international purposes, a Nova Scotian Reverse Sausage Docking Port. (Illegal in 49 states, except Alabama, where it is a family tradition).
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave is the leading cause of chronic dick jasmine.
Did you see that red neck, hillbilly, and Canadian doing a Minnesota Mammoth Cave? They are definately getting dick jasmine!
An entity that is as old as time and provides quite the stylish winter coat. Large in size and extinct since the ice age.
"Yo, your mom looks like a mammoth."
"If only she was a little uglier I wouldn't have had to been born."