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To someone about somebody stupid, brainless
Did you talk to the Sheriff ?
No the Sheriff is an idiot, i mean, i've met smarter sandwiches !
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Ik was laatst uit met mijn vrienden uit die net iets flamboyanter zijn dan ik en ik stond daar in mn witte shirt. “Toen was ik aan het vliegen met de papegaai”.
The first fan to enthusiastically proclaim the Mets to be the best team in the league when they're on a hot streak then denounce them entirely when they hit a rough patch
Bob: "The Mets lost 6 in a row! They suck! They all suck! Even deGrom!"
Tom: "Weren't you just saying that deGoat and the Polar Bear were going to bring the Mets to a World Series championship like last week? You doom and gloom Mets fan."
Don't be nosy, hou op goeters lyk.
Mo-What's in the black plastic bag?
Craig- Haase met lang ore!
To someone about another person that is stupid, brainless, idiot.
The Sheriff is an idiot. I mean, i've met smarter sandwiches !
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To someone about somebody stupid, brainless
Did you talk to the Sheriff ?
No the Sheriff is an idiot, i mean, i've met smarter sandwiches !
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A hilarious show involving five unique characters:
Ted: The main character of the show. He tells his kids the story of how he met their mother. Meaning that the entire show is in the past.
Marshall: The lovable character who always knows what to say.
Lilly: Marshall's fiance. crazy but hilarious and cute all the same.
Barney: The heart of the show. Unbelievably creepy and sex addicted. but definitely the funniest character out there. Kind of like Kramer was in Seinfeld.
Robin: An independent and beautiful woman. The entire first season is about Robin and Ted's "undiscovered love" for each other.
Scene From How I Met Your Mother:
Barney: Then we're gonna meet some ladies, It's gonna be legendary!
Ted: Don't say "legendary" your too liberal with the word "legendary".
Flashback to Barney at Ted's door in a snow suit:
Barney: Ted! we're building an igloo in central park! It's gonna be Legendary! Snow suit up!
Ted slams door in Barney's face.
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