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For all the bad Catholics out there who only go to mass on midnight Christmas Day because they skipped every Sunday mass prior. The church is usually packed out to capacity.
"When was the last time you went to church"
"It doesn't matter. I'll make it up by going to midnight mass"
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Few know the true definition of the 'midnight banana' but thats probably because one does not truely exist... for this reason midnight banana has become a filler for any unknown or unnamed sexual acts in existence, midnight banana has both the least and the most meaning this world has ever seen.
When David passed out at the party, everyone gave him a midnight banana, the next morning his throat was sore.
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Someone who is disappointed they were born in the u-s-of a (not native American )
I am a midnight bozo :(
When you are taking a shit at midnight and simultaneously beating your meat.
Guy: Damn bro, yesterday I performed an incredible midnight shit, that felt AWESOME
Guy: shit you're a champ
A term to describe groups of hardworking employees, particularly those working in the legislative realm. This is a play on the use of the term "caucus" to reference other legislative subgroups, such as the Legislative Black Caucus, Latino Caucus, Education Caucus, or Downstate Caucus.
Legislative Staffer A: Are you ready to go home yet?
Legislative Staffer B: Not yet. The midnight caucus isn't quite ready to adjourn.
The act of busting a nut on your girlfriends face while she sleeps.
girl sleeps
Midnight Mike
cum in face
a furtive, yet unplanned meeting between two persons in late hours of the night, where topics of no relevant importance are discussed. The aim is to spend as much time as possible with your "date" and figure wher can you find him/her later on.
Roomie: where the hell have you been?
You: Ohh I had a midnight date.