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Suckers that user you for goods or money. Cousins to the Cheap Ass Mooch and Fake Ass Bitch, they pretend to be nice when there is something to gain. They are evil and not to be trusted.
Birk - That girl was jocking you hard.
Stock - That's cause she wanted a ride to the mall.
Birk - Neeta was ass mooching you!
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For those Indian and Pakistani individuals with the exact same haircut (short back & sides with a quiff) who drive around in their fathers BMW and say either "bro" or "innit" after every sentence.
They also go to Mooch on Broad St every Friday night with money they borrowed from their grandparents.
"Look at that mooch wanker haircut."
A person that preys on opportunities to "mooch" or benefit from any situation to abstain from personal distress. A person who never drives and always forgets their money. Every situation is a good time to put the comfort of everyone aside and feed off of their misfortune for knowing you.
The person who lives in your building and somehow becomes comfortable enough to invite his/herself over. Sometimes after long days of work you come home to find them eating your food and lounging on your couch playing the N-64 they brought over. "Awesome, your drinking my dr. pepper again, why don't you put this sharpened pencil through your temple you situational mooch."
An activity whereby someone goes through your facebook list and adds your friends based on your connections. This is also popular on LinkedIn and MySpace.
Jackie was facebook mooching yesterday on her laptop. Now we all have the same friends.
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Someone who eats all your food, and disapears when you run out (they've gone to mooch off food off somebody else until you refill your cabinets). Sometimes they will tell you that it's time to restock the food-supply (because they ate all the food and would like to do it again). They will often leave empty food containers in the refrigerator, to pretend like there is food left, when there is none.
Man, she's a food-mooch. She emptied my cabinets and left me with nothing except dog food. I went thru the refridgerator and there was nothing left except 6 empty containers, and some mustard.
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the act of bumming money or food on the way to the destination in which you need the money for. Commonly used by poor people, hippies, hobos, dirtbags and the kid who wears tight pants at your school
Hey man lets go to the store for a fuckin twinkie i got the munchies. OK man but I have no money we need to mooch and walk.
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The act of following another car traveling at a high rate of speed as to (hopefully) use them to distract any police.
I woulda been late to work if I wasn't speed mooching off that tuner Honda.