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Some basic facts about ninjas:
1-Ninjas never tell people that their ninjas(if they do then theyre probably planning on killing you)
2-Ninjas invented skate boarding(they have a great sense of humor)
3-Its phisically impossible for a ninja too sweat or get tired
4-Ninjas always wear a bandanna
5-Ninjas kill for fun(it's what they do)
6-Ninjas may have invented skateboarding but they dont skateboard(its for faggs)
7-No one kills a ninja(they choose to get killed)
8-Ninjas dont get wet(the water gets ninjad)
9-ninjas dont own a shadow
10-theirs always a ninja in your house so dont talk bad about ninjas at anytime(go ahead insult a ninja......lokk out for that shuriken!!!)
11-if you see a ninja kill him )trust me only fake ninjas dress up like ninjas)
12-If your Brocore then your not a ninja
13-Ninjas come in all shapes and sizes(except fat)
14-Ninjas arent faggots(all though some may be gay)
15-Ninjas do what they want even if that includes killin themselves
16-Dont argue with a ninja(unless you dont enjoy having testicles)
17-If your not sure about being a ninja go jump off a building, if you dont die your a ninja(if you do die you deserve it because your not a ninja)
18-male ninja+female ninja= Power sex
19-ninjas are always right(see number 16-dont argue with a ninja)
20-Ninjas are awesome
ninja: hey did you know i was a ninja
sceptical friend:yeah right Prove it
(cuts off his testicals with his bare hand)
ninja: hows that for proof?
no longer skeptical friend:(in a very high voice)yeah
(ninja kills him because ninjas never reveal their ninjahood)
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A visitor that appears late in night in hooded attire as not to be detected by others whose purpose is to perform sexually pleasing acts of a non-commitment based nature.
Jasmine "Dick for Days" Johnson is a ninja.
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vb. To steal something out a window or whilst spinning.
Not to be confused with plain theft, to ninja something you must take it and throw it out a window or jump out the window with it, OR you must spin past it and pick it up mid-spin so as to make the action invisible to the human eye.
He totally ninja'd that chair out the back window.
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Just to show you how cool a ninja was, they licked their elbow.
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A gay ass bitch that reports every kid that kills him because its stream sniping
*Ninja* - STREAM SNIPING!!!!!!
Ninja is a person who likes to suck fat dick. He thinks he "the shit" but in reality he is shit.
Person 1: Hey did you hear what Ninja just said?
Person 2: Yeah he can totally suck a fat one.
Guy 1: Do you like ninjas?
The cool one (Joe Porter): depends.
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!