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Bare Nun

A Nun Who is wearing no underwear.
Quite decent really.

I saw a fuckin bare nun when i fell of my bike the other day, i was fuckin baffled and i laughed my head off at the bitch.

by Chrisdamainman September 6, 2005

16๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nun Vagina

A vagina that belongs to a very innocent girl, like that shit hasn't even been touched. No sexual thoughts have ever been considered down there.

A girl with a nun vagina has nobody going down there, she probably doesn't even check herself. In some cases, that shit could be crusty and even have cobwebs down there. A girl with a nun vagina is not rare at all. It could also be hairy, like I mean fucking velcro. They probably shampoo and even condition that shit. She probably doesn't even know the definition of truffle butter.

Sabs: "Hey bro, would you ever smash that?"
Matt: "Nah fam, she's got a nun vagina, that shit probably crustier than the Krusty Krab!"

by MattGanesh November 12, 2016

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


nun hut

The nun hut is where nuns live. It could also be used as a term for an abode where women who don't put out live - like a sorority that prides itself on its academic record.

"Did you get anywhere with Tiffany the other night?" - a.
"Are you kidding, she lives in the nun hut!" - b.

by groundedsteve June 25, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nun-Cunt

A unit of measurement, approximately 7 inches or the length of pubic hair on a nun's cunt.

"Hey dude, we are short about a nun-cunt on this dry wall."

by The bearded sex addict January 20, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nun Punch

1. Punching a woman, who has devoted her life to God, in the face. 2. Punching a penguin in the face.

1. Yo did you see Bryan punch that bitch ass nun in the face?
2. I went to the zoo and nun punched all day...they kicked me out.

by Cr0tch May 6, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nun-Slut

A form of slut in which a girl/guy makes out or kisses with a large amount of people but never goes to 2nd or 3rd base with anyone.
The word nun is used as a reference to religious nuns because they do not have sex with anyone.

Guy 1:"Dude, I made out with Victoria last night!"
Guy 2:"Me too...."
Guy 1:"Did you get down below?"
Guy 2:"Naw man :("
Guy 1:"Me neither, what a nun-slut!"

by BenWillcox December 14, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Let's be nuns

The true origin of the word lesbians. Meaning: Chicks who dig each other sexually.
It's seems, a long, long time ago, two young girls were sitting around wishing there was a place where girls could hang out alone and kiss and bite and lick a suck and screw one anonther. Just then, it struck one of them that there already was just such a place, and she proclaimed, "let's be nuns!"

I don't care how old and how married I ever get, I am never going to get one of those hideous, short, boyish haircuts that all the other teacher-chicks at school are getting. Christ, they all look like a bunch of let's be nuns.

by senorslow February 12, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž