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A simple steel tool about the thickness of a large nail, 3-4 inches long, with a loop on one end and a flattened, upturned blunt tip on the other side. Used for opening paint cans.
Opening this can of varnish sure would be easier with a painter's key.
When a painter finally accepts his or her lifetime virginity and as a result becomes sexually attracted to paint brushes to which they lube up with melted "I can't believe it's not butter" and then solves it up their ass.
Did you hear about the new fad technique painters are using to get off? It's called the painters pludger. I totally need to buy some "I can't believe it's not butter" right away so I can try!
When your paint game is so sub par your better off peeling potatoes then fucking over customers!
That fucking potato painter really fucked my shit up and ran off with my money!
It’s funny he isn’t even an actual painter. He also likes to smell a lot of baby powder because it reminds him of his girl friend. He actually owns half Uzbekistan and this means that he can gauck like never before. Pay respect to this fine specimen and thank him for his service.
I want to be Alex painter’s Boo soooooooooooo bbbbbbaaaaaaddddddd.
the act of doing something like a painter or artist.
This phrase was originally created by Moriah Elizabeth. Subscribe to her on youtube.
I felt very painter-ly while I was in art class today
You know those airplanes that are super high above the ground and the exhaust makes a line-cloud.
It's a bird! It's a plane! Ohh yep it is a plane..."Sky Painter"