Toilet paper

The cure for corona virus

dumb middle age woman : “Hey fuck off that’s my toilet paper”
another dumb middle age
woman : “ you have a trolley full you dog”
*fight over toilet paper begins*

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Paper Man

1) A person who acts all high and mighty, but is actually weak-willed and pathetic in reality.
2) A sorry excuse for a man, one who acts smug and in-control, but is actually a wet napkin.
3) A fake person, when put under pressure or are called out they seem to crumble.

Don't listen to him, he is a paper man through and through

Greg thinks he's king of the world, but everyone knows he's actually a paper man

Paper hands

Those fucking dumbasses who cannot hold the line and die poor

Karen: this stock will fall Monday! I am selling now!
Average Joe: Hooooold! Put down those paper hands!

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paper heart

A heart that is very fragile or sensitive

My paper heart can't handle rejection.

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No Paper Cloger

When one produses so much crap in a toilet it clogs it up, and enables it unable to flush.

"Yo bro do not go in there! I just unloaded a no paper cloger!"

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paper pump

-noun/verb

The recipient of a fist pump responds by placing their entire hand over initiator's fist resembling "paper beats rock" in Rock-Paper-Scissor.

After Grandpa blew out all 90 candles he rocked my fist pump with a mean paper pump.

paper canoe

When a joint burns on one side only.

Hey man, looks like we've got a paper canoe on our hands, let's squash this shit out and roll a new one.