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pear pressure

When you fap and the jizz doesn't come out and causes pressure.

John: Last night I was fappin and now I have pear pressure.
Lucas: Fuck you, I am Japan.

by FuckYouIamJapan November 25, 2009

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pierce pressure

When friends or peers use peer pressure against somebody to pierce his or her ear(s).

"Yo Sebas you got an earring finally, how come though."
"Oh too much pierce pressure from Johnny and other people."

by Sebastian.....yo July 5, 2008

31๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


peer pressure

A group Jedi mind trick.

How the government ensures that you think only the way that they want you to think (i.e. "Satanically").The second you say something that the government doesn't want you to think then people start to peer pressure you until you fall back in line with the mind of the state.

They've made sure that every situation is a social situation with lots of your peers there to keep you "thinking" they way that you are supposed to (hail Santa! O_o/' ).

peer pressure is fucked!

by Satan is gay! March 14, 2005

98๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pressure of Speech

Related to but not exactly like word salad. Tendency to speak rapidly and excitedly with an urgency not clear to the listener. Often the words get run together and are difficult to understand. Exhibited by schizophrenics, bipolars in a manic stage, and anyone under severe anxiety.

Normal:"And so we went to the Triple Tree to buy a new suit."
Pressure of Speech: "And so we-ent to the Treep to buy a newt."

by Jhesy December 27, 2005

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Beer Pressure

Knowing that you should be headed home, but stay for just one more...

Bill said he was leaving at midnight, but due to heavy beer pressure, he ended up closing the bar and pissing off his wife.

by T.Ray December 14, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


peer pressure

A chant that is used by a large group on a single person to convince them to do anything. The chant is as follows: "PEER PRESSURE, PEER PRESSURE, PEER PRESSURE, PEER PRESSURE..." and is repeated until the person of which the the chant is aimed caves in to the noise and number of peers.
PEER PRESSURE is pronounced: peer (mid range tone), pressure (high tone) and the "r" from the peer often runs into the "p" from the pressure.

I never want to do a beer bong again! The only reason I did it that time is because of that stupid peer pressure chant!

by peer pressure'er May 18, 2008

119๐Ÿ‘ 84๐Ÿ‘Ž


pear pressure

A euphemism for the firmness of a pair of breasts.

john: That chick was seriously lacking in pear pressure.
duck:Fuck you, I am japan!

by angular flatulance November 26, 2009

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