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The female human has two X chromosomes and therefore can give birth ONLY to females via parthenogenesis. In Varanus sp. (the Komodo dragon and relatives), parthenogenesis can produce only males. This is compelling proof that Jesus was, in fact, a monitor lizard.
Raptor Jesus went extinct for our sins.
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Raptor Jesus, the o Holy lord of all our worlds. He owns us all, and his disciples. Follow him, and he will spare his might from you. Raptor Jesus can move at Ninjah Speed.
And our Lord, Raptor Jesus, Came Upon, and delivered his holy wrath, and smote us.
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Whenever an individual gets so drunk that at least one hand will pose as a raptor and the other is found either eating or drinking more beer. The elbow is by the side with the hand up near the chest region, the hand is limp with relaxed fingers pointing down.
Travis' raptor hand was so intense that he looked like he came straight out of Jurassic Park.
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A raptors feather is a sexual act in which the male partner gets his erect penis and tickles their partner with it; hence the word feather.
Aiden gave me a raptors feather last night and girl I had a splendid time!
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When hardcore singers use the voice that makes them sound like Raptors
This band is so Raptor-core
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when someone tackles someone and bring their legs and arms in a position that seems raptor-like while they leap at them. The person then shreiks and hisses like a raptor.
Joe: Ah shit, some asshole was talking shit about me in the hallway so I pulled a Raptor maul on his lameass!
Moe: NICE! ur hella hardcore! I wud never piss u off!
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1) A loud screech usually associated with a raptor or the few talented people who can do it. Can be a loud screech that is ear piercing and yet unusually harmonius
2) Raptorius-a sland word for cool or hot, often associated with a screech
"Dude that screech was raptorius!" or "Oh man that kid can do a Raptor Screech! he is soooo talented"
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