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Recession Pop

Ok youre poor and you have no prospects but hey, isn’t this song good?

Iconopop, Black Eyed Peas, Lil Wayne, Leona Lewis, LMFAO, Soulja Boy, Timbaland, Recession Pop Legends

by upstreamculotte September 7, 2024

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infinite recession

The point at which a financial professional observes the market from an infinite distance, upon which he becomes part of the market and is both the observer and the observed.

Infinite recession:
"Jerry - we're going into recession."
"OMG! I'll withdraw all my funds from the stock market and put it into gold."
"I'm gonna sell all my bank shares, that'll leave all of the hard-working people who make things without any money, while I'll have all my money in gold."
"But pulling shares from the banks will take us further into recession!"
"Watch me care when I have all my bling",

by anonymous500r November 2, 2008


postpartum recession

N. The period of time after the baby comes, but before you return to work, but you've used up all the baby shower gifts and gift cards.

Brenda experienced a postpartum recession about two months after Tiffanique was born. It was time to get back to work serving lattes at the BuzzBrain Drive-thru.

by PJ the Coug November 20, 2016


Recession Profession

Where a person takes any job to withstand the economic downturn even though its not what they enjoy doing.

RECESSION PROFESSION means, working in a recession-proof industry such as Teaching. Working to pay the bills to withstand the recession, at the expense of personal-enjoyment and job-satisfaction

by SianeD December 17, 2009


Rat recession

A disruption that has occured every 12 years since Generation Z began, starting just before the year of the rat each time.

These Generation Z folks have been taught that taking orders is right and questioning them is wrong, so as long as they don't wake up and fight with the rest of us, nobody will have much job security in the future, including them. Every time there is another rat recession, they will lose their illusion of any rights they thought they had for the past years before that.

by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2022


Recession

Recession is when you go to the market and could not buy anything because of bad government management

Recession - Nigeria government (2020)

by ussy04otu November 24, 2020


homozygous recessive birthday bash smash

Matt’s signature move on Sundays with Allie.

“Hey Allie get ready because I’m about to homozygous recessive birthday bash smash you!”

by Allie Lovr March 26, 2018