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a dick in which is curved up into the direction of the belly button. (this shape of the dick is physically impossible)
Shut up you have a scorpion dick.
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Performing an upper decker while being blown by a goat. This technique was pioneered by J. M. during a work related trip.
They give the phattest scorpion whips in the world down Longview, TX.
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Creatures with one top half of it human and the other half scorpion. Often depicted in Sumerian and other early Mesopotamian art, they were armed with stingers and bows and arrows that never missed the target. One of them did help Giglamesh get to the Land of the Dead.
*Scorpion Men scramper by*
Nerd: "Did you see Scorpion men walk by?"
Jock: "Are you imagining this shit again?"
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To fiercely jab someone with your fingers on the top-left or top-right of the torso. This is designed to be incredibly painful if done correctly. Upon successfully scorpion punching someone, the attacker must yell "BITCH!" in order to claim supremacy over the victim.
Nick: "Please don't scorpion punch me!!!"
*scorpion punch*
John: "BITCH!"
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A relationship dysfunctions where a person seeks the attention of, a relationship with, or to be close to a known dangerous person or thing. Kissing the scorpion turns out badly because kissing a scorpion will get you stung as that's what scorpions do.
Why is Jill trying to go out with Jack. He is a gang banger. She is juzt kissing the scorpion.
When the girl your eating out is wearing a roman helmet while her feet touch her head like a scorpion
Dude last night I was eating a girl out and she totally roman scorpioned me.
spanish for the scorpion.
holy fish tits! look at el scorpion.