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a dick in which is curved up into the direction of the belly button. (this shape of the dick is physically impossible)
Shut up you have a scorpion dick.
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Creatures with one top half of it human and the other half scorpion. Often depicted in Sumerian and other early Mesopotamian art, they were armed with stingers and bows and arrows that never missed the target. One of them did help Giglamesh get to the Land of the Dead.
*Scorpion Men scramper by*
Nerd: "Did you see Scorpion men walk by?"
Jock: "Are you imagining this shit again?"
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Performing an upper decker while being blown by a goat. This technique was pioneered by J. M. during a work related trip.
They give the phattest scorpion whips in the world down Longview, TX.
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To fiercely jab someone with your fingers on the top-left or top-right of the torso. This is designed to be incredibly painful if done correctly. Upon successfully scorpion punching someone, the attacker must yell "BITCH!" in order to claim supremacy over the victim.
Nick: "Please don't scorpion punch me!!!"
*scorpion punch*
John: "BITCH!"
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A terrible human being who draws you in with their good looks and sexual abilities, but later reveals their utter soullessness. These individuals are known for lying, cheating and general soul-crushing. A figurative "bag of scorpions" resides where their hearts should be.
My bag of scorpions fucked my best friend last night and now wants a ride to the airport. Should I take him/her?
Getting scorpion is just as simple as when one falls down and their legs hang at the back of their heads.The position appears to be that of a true scorpion 🦂
Chris:Hi keren!
Keren:Whassup Chris?
Chris:Fine.How’s your neck now?
Keren:That’s okay now!
Chris:You got that much scorpion buddy!
Keren:😅I know!Chris😒
Chris:My bad!!!!But getting scorpion is good sometimes!
When the girl your eating out is wearing a roman helmet while her feet touch her head like a scorpion
Dude last night I was eating a girl out and she totally roman scorpioned me.